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Intellectual Response 01.10.14

Posted in Uncategorized by activecitizen54 on January 10, 2014

Intellectual Response 01.10.14

Dedicated to those lovely Crystal Meth struck lovers Lee and Jim…

Dave Dube are you getting this?  Frankie on 4th Ave N how is the induction hall of fame doing?  Frankie is still spelled with a “T.”  Charlie, have you gotten out of that basket in Momma’s kitchen where you curl up all spineless sucking your own cock? On Frankie Manchin, Tony, Brandon and all; Distribute the Meth until you fall.  


And now some honest genealogy.

Just who is Jack Schitt you ask?

The lineage is finally revealed. 

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: “you don’t know Jack Schitt.”

NOW, you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt & O Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the Fertilizer Magnate, married  O Schitt the Owner of, Knee-Deep N Schitt Inc.

In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced Six Children:

Holy Schitt

Fulla Schitt

Giva Schitt

Bull Schitt

And the twins, Deep Schitt & Dip Schitt.

Against her parents wishes Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a highschool drop-out.

After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock.  Because her kids were still living with them she wanted to keep her previous name.  She was known as No Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happen brothers in a dual ceremony .

The Wedding announcement in the Newspaper announced the:

Schitt-Happens wedding.

The Schitt-Happens children are: Dawg, Byrd and Horse.

Bull Schitt the prodigal son left home to tour the world and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

NOW, when someone says: “You don’t know Jack Schitt,” YOU CAN CORRECT THEM.


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